It was the ALIEN (See previous post). An adult flying alien. Real huge and disgusting, showing off its long feelers.
I had to arm myself. I looked around my room for an appropriate weapon. I took out a FHM, rolled it tight and held it in my right hand. I looked back at the spot where I last spotted the alien. It was gone! I started to panic. I need to eliminate it! I can't be sleeping with the alien flying around my room! I need to KILL IT!!!
I looked around the room. Searching all the almost every dark corner in my room, under the bed, behind the TV console, behind my desktop... Suddenly, I notice some movements up on my ceiling.
Facing the alien, I approached it slow and with care. As I was about to reach it, it flew down to my bed. I was hopping mad. How could the dirty alien contaminate my comfy bed! Grr.... It is war time. Alien crawled away towards the bottom of my bed.
I kicked the bed, shook it a little, just to get the alien to appear again. I rushed to the kitchen and took out the insecticide, pointed it at the base of my bed and depress. Looked around, I lost sight of it... This could not be happening.
Then... I saw alien crawling towards the rear of my printer! Down come my weapon towards it. *Sawp!* *Wham!* *Bang!*
I then gave it a proper funeral, wrap in tissue and bury it under rubbish in my rubbish bin.
Went to Peony Jade for dinner with Kelly, Sharyln, Jones & Stuart. Treat them dinner just to thank them for helping me. Pictures with Sharyln, will post when I receive them. As for now...
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