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Return Of The Aliens

I was lying on bed, watching TV. All of a sudden, from the corner of my eye, I notice a black figure flying towards me. I ducked my head to avoid it. Immediately after the black figure flew pass me, I jumped out of bed, turned around to investigate the unidentified flying object!

It was the ALIEN (See previous post). An adult flying alien. Real huge and disgusting, showing off its long feelers.

I had to arm myself. I looked around my room for an appropriate weapon. I took out a FHM, rolled it tight and held it in my right hand. I looked back at the spot where I last spotted the alien. It was gone! I started to panic. I need to eliminate it! I can't be sleeping with the alien flying around my room! I need to KILL IT!!!

I looked around the room. Searching all the almost every dark corner in my room, under the bed, behind the TV console, behind my desktop... Suddenly, I notice some movements up on my ceiling.

Facing the alien, I approached it slow and with care. As I was about to reach it, it flew down to my bed. I was hopping mad. How could the dirty alien contaminate my comfy bed! Grr.... It is war time. Alien crawled away towards the bottom of my bed.

I kicked the bed, shook it a little, just to get the alien to appear again. I rushed to the kitchen and took out the insecticide, pointed it at the base of my bed and depress. Looked around, I lost sight of it... This could not be happening.

Then... I saw alien crawling towards the rear of my printer! Down come my weapon towards it. *Sawp!* *Wham!* *Bang!*

I then gave it a proper funeral, wrap in tissue and bury it under rubbish in my rubbish bin.

Went to Peony Jade for dinner with Kelly, Sharyln, Jones & Stuart. Treat them dinner just to thank them for helping me. Pictures with Sharyln, will post when I receive them. As for now...

Kenny (Manager of PJ) and Me




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